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Buffering…
September 23, 2009 - 7:46 pm
Posted in Day-to-Day | 28 comments
It’s coming, dear reader. My only excuse for the amount of time my 9/12 post is taking is that it is the first of what I hope are many posts that are not typical NegativeNeil posts. In other words, this one is a bit more mainstream. Stay Tuned!
Processing…
September 16, 2009 - 7:19 pm
Posted in Day-to-Day | 62 comments
I got some pretty good footage on Saturday, but not enough of what I wanted. Truth be told, my cover was blown. It doesn’t matter though, there are some great clips in my camera that I’ll be uploading ASAP. Sit tight, readers.
To The Capitol!
September 11, 2009 - 10:00 am
Posted in Day-to-Day | 110 comments
Hello, dear readers. My apologies for a very long and unexplained absence. I’ve been wallowing in unemployment, unable to overcome the shock of watching my life pass by without participating in it. That is no more. I’ve broken free and next week I embark on the journey to employment!
To signify my sincerity that I am [...]
Journal of a Working Boy, or, Up From Sloth: Volume 1
August 9, 2009 - 5:39 am
Posted in Day-to-Day | 141 comments
Hello again, dear readers. I apologize for my prolonged absence. I arrived in New York wide-eyed and hungry for life experience, but as soon as I started work at my school I was constantly exhausted. I did not originally plan to work at a school that had kids stay overnight for the week which required [...]
Arrival
June 10, 2009 - 12:52 am
Posted in Day-to-Day | 80 comments
I woke this morning bleary-eyed, clocking only 3 hours of sleep for the night. It’s six in the morning and my father is anxiously wrapping his knuckles on my door. See, it’s 2 hours until my flight leaves which means it’s just about time for my dad to become a nervous wreck about missing the [...]
We Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Program
May 28, 2009 - 1:37 pm
Posted in Day-to-Day | 239 comments
Ah, the blissful regularity of life has returned. No more flying at 9am and returning at midnight. No more must I tremble with rage during commercial breaks on set while “Corey” riles up the crowd with stale jokes and horrible delivery.
Yes, regularity is what I’ve needed and I’ve been eating a bunch of Santa Cruz [...]
How (Not) to Get Laid When Your Brother is a National Celebrity
May 28, 2009 - 12:22 pm
Posted in American Idol, Comedy | 188 comments
Let’s face it: Lambert’s a household name. Yes yes, I know that everyone has seen Highlander and thus Christopher Lambert is already a household name, but I don’t want to be related to an immortal. Besides, I am already related to a glittery alien from planet Fierce.
So millions of women across the globe would attack [...]
Home Stretch…
May 19, 2009 - 2:20 pm
Posted in Day-to-Day | No comments
Alas, dear readers, the end is nigh. This week marks the end of American Idol and my self-imposed moratorium on making new negativeneil posts ends.
Soon there will be many things to be negative about. Frankly, I’m a bit troubled as of late at my mood.
I quit my job! My horrible, soul-rending job! At least the [...]
I live.
April 30, 2009 - 12:26 am
Posted in Day-to-Day | 31 comments
No, I’m not dead and I didn’t shut it down and change my mind. I guess there were just hiccups at my hosting company. I am taking a break, though. I’m very tired: I’ve been waterboarding Sean Hannity for 3 days now.
Some clarifications are in order…
April 20, 2009 - 7:51 pm
Posted in Day-to-Day | 121 comments
This week I managed to quell the urge to post here for a variety of reasons.
Mostly, I was hoping the Idol fervor would die down a bit and I wouldn’t feel all self-conscious about what I wrote. I’ve been reading the sites that are linking here and it seems like more than a few [...]