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The NegativeNeil Summer Tour 2010

May 25, 2010 - 11:19 am

Posted in Uncategorized | 324 comments

Many of you probably don’t know this, but a few of you do: my brother is a famous musician. I know this might come as a shock, but I figured now was the time to tell you. There are a few drawbacks to having a celebrity sibling such as those in the annals of this [...]

Self-Awareness, do you speak it?

January 13, 2010 - 6:22 pm

Posted in Rants | 279 comments

Alright, painfully-white-guy-at-Subway, I know that you probably have no idea what it is like to work at Subway because you were an over-privileged sack of shit in high school. I’ll give you a hint: it’s not fun. It’s the antithesis of fun. You’re putting meat on bread all day. Then school let’s out and since [...]

You guys like Electro music?

January 9, 2010 - 8:33 pm

Posted in Music | 159 comments

Me too. Dadalus gave me a camcorder for my birthday and I bought this badass little synthesizer a few years ago. Combine them and you have something fun to show the internet.

Welcome home, if you ever get there.

January 9, 2010 - 12:19 pm

Posted in Tangents | 143 comments

I was really worried about returning to New York. After spending 2 weeks in California, in 70-degree weather, I had begun to seriously doubt my commitment to Brooklyn. So after kissing my mom on the cheek at the car, late for my flight, I trudged into line to check my one suitcase.
There’s a certain breed [...]

On Ms. Noonan

January 5, 2010 - 2:30 pm

Posted in Dear Republicans, | 334 comments

Peggy Noonan’s article: The Adam Lambert Problem
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Dear Peggy Noonan,
I think you’re a pretty sensible person. As a 20-something political product of the George W. Bush administration, I usually have a knee-jerk reaction to Beltway conservatives simply because none of you spoke up as he radically diverged from Reagan’s conservatism. During the 2008 campaign, I fully [...]

Case in point

January 4, 2010 - 2:47 pm

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Posted in Rants | 298 comments

Sure, you might not be a craze, obsessed ’stalker’, but you want to show me pictures of my family that you have? What. the. fuck.
Yes, AFTER I posted last night I received this request. Come ON, Claire. I don’t normally single people out, but jesus christ. You read the post, and then did this, and [...]

look, we need to talk

January 3, 2010 - 10:41 pm

Posted in Rants | 285 comments

I view facebook as the last safe haven of my social networks. Having turned my twitter account into a cesspool, discovered that my myspace account was picked apart by a 15-year-old girl and all my pictures (and friends’ pictures) used in some sort of bizarre internet shrine, I have vowed to keep my facebook account [...]

Crashing The Party: Part 2

December 17, 2009 - 1:35 pm

Posted in Comedy, Politics | 72 comments

A healthy set of guidelines for fighting healthcare reform via a Tea Party protest.

Crashing the Party: A Guide to Pretending to be Right

December 17, 2009 - 1:29 am

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Posted in Comedy, Politics, Uncategorized | 49 comments

Part 1 of my flashback to infiltrating the Tea Party protests in Washington D.C.

Well ain’t this nice.

December 17, 2009 - 12:18 am

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Posted in Day-to-Day | 38 comments

New theme, better website. Threaded comments. Twitter. Rss feeds.
I’m still working out the kinks from importing all the old content on the new site. let me know if anything is out of whack.
Content impending!

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